Discovered a system in dealing
With a plethora of new entries here:
No longer do I click onto their pieces,
But on their moniker as I forbear
from a forage into their contribution.
And when I find (as mostly I do)
A dearth of information re the poet
And zero poems read on this site too -
This saves me a visit quite probably to
An examination of their navel fluff
from a position halfway up, doodley do,
their rectum, tum didley um dum, dumb guff…