Not Again! … The Bandit Hairy.
Out at night when it’s dark and scary.
Out to rob,
My feeder of seed.
Determined he is,
To try and succeed.
He’s a chubby fellow,
Top heavy, yes quite.
But, that won’t stop him,
From putting up a fight.
Unfortunately, for him,
He’ll lose tonight.
That pole won’t hold,
TIMBER! Good night!