Roger Moore was unlike a JB we\'d seen before
Humour, cheekiness and charming
In Scaramanga\'s targeting
A third nipple and a flying car
The gadgets added to the story
But never went too far
A belly dancer with a bullet
Bond accidentally swallowed it
Off to the pharmacy for laxatives
We never saw him shit
The final showdown between the two
Who will win?
Someone replaced the mannequin