There are so many of them,
You here about them all the time,
These dogs that have a mixed parentage.
My son has a labradoodle,
A friend has a cockapoo.
Why do they call them these names?
In my youth they were called the breed,
The breed from which they came
Or they were called mongrels,
All were fine and we understood.
But one day the day will come
When they cross a bulldog,
With a shih tsu,
Then that will be a load of excrement.