Well I took the plunge!
I had been saying for weeks,
It may even have been months,
That I would do it tomorrow,
Well yesterday that tomorrow came.
I went into the shed and searched
Searched for the lawnmower.
I found it sitting there
Covered in cobwebs and dust,
I dragged it out into the light,
I am sure it looked at me
With a puzzled expression
As if to say “What are you doing?”
Well I set it up and pressed the button,
And blow me it started.
So there I was on this tomorrow
Mowing the grass.
The neighbours didn’t believe it!
Neither did I!
I did finish the mowing and was pleased,
But then I went and had to lay down,
Lay down in a darkened room!