Our World Today
The priest is a pervert
The policeman is a criminal
The clown is a serial killer
The politician is a grifter
The poet is a crazy drunk
The minister is a con man
The model is anorexic
The children are targets
The senator refuses to take action
The Imam is a terrorist
The baseball player doesn’t speak English
The teacher’s books have been banned
The doctor is under threat of arrest
The gun dealer is a model citizen
The Speaker of the House must ask permission
The elected representative isn’t who he says he is
The colleges are on lock down
The lawyers are in jail
The Judge is on vacation