You can\'t beat the original trilogy
Now it\'s just gone silly
The Last Crusade
Was over more than a decade
With Indy 4 and 5
Think the fans have been played
A little more than dismayed
Horrible sidekicks
Really, please stop this
Shia LaBeouf and Phoebe Waller-Bridges
Her quip about capitalism was just ridiculous
Shia didn\'t really add to the story
He was just there
The franchise for me is over
I\'ll rewatch the first 3
After that I really don\'t care