I’m the master digit, upon God’s hand,
it’s why no other animal rules the land,
see me hold a sword, see me click,
this is the magic, this is the trick,
as I provide, much needed decisions,
when I press down, I create the visions,
without me, there would be nothing,
so, thank me, for your joy of something,
everything you see, I made it all,
when raised I’m only inches tall,
like a Roman Emperor, I can save a life,
but if I don’t like you, I’ll see you die,
let me set the high score on life’s game,
it doesn’t matter about any pain,
as I’ve got the twitch, I’ve got to do,
I make the buttons, so I can choose,
for I’m the only Lord, in attendance,
I’m the giver of this resplendence,
a ballot, a bullet, I’m versatile,
you both love me, and call me vile,
I belong to us, and we’re all users,
we’re both the menders and abusers,
thus, via our will, our kingdom come,
if you want my name, call me master thumb!