Got It Out For Me (Tommy Entrican, 6/4/2021)
While out for a stroll on a warm summer day
Exorcising in hopes that my girth melts away
Three thugs closing in as if I were a prize
Like I was easy prey due to my size
Then as I quickly walked a large swarm of bees
Zipped straight my way from out of the trees
As I started to run my lungs screamed in pain
And I swear that the bees were buzzing my name
When I finally escaped I could see in the sky
A hawk diving like I were a steak in his eye
He pulled at my hair till I was nearly bald
Then was frightened away by a hundred pound dog
As the dog gnawed my butt I saw a truck veer
With me in its path as if it could not steer
As I leaped from its path my heart it did rush
As I dove face first in a big pricker bush
As I made it safely to my meager home
Just wondering if it was only me alone
Who feels as though the world is out to get
The sweetest old geezer that anyone’s met