What the hell happened!
Did you let the barstools win?
Haven\'t seen you for twenty years
You look like you sleep in a bin.
Where are all your teeth?
Your bellies hanging out.
Are you the one I used to know?
Well it gives me doubt.
Did all those Youthful pleasures
Trap you in a rut?
Leaving you left behind
With a scowl and bulging gut.
I can emphasise with you.
Travelled that route before.
Leading me to ecstasy,
Leaving me a bore.
The roads we choose
Win or loose
Don\'t you
Stray.