I\'m a serial liar, I can\'t help myself. I lie to everyone, even myself. I\'m asked, \"Jaime, why do you keep lying?\" Then I lie again and again, as if I\'m not even trying.
I lead people on and get them to invest. I waste their time and then I begin to give less and less.
I\'ll pretend I\'m innocent and act like I\'ve only been with a couple. But whatever number I tell you ... it\'s double.
Please don\'t ask questions and expect me to keep my stories straight. Lying is a whole lot easier if you just ignore that I\'m a fake.
I don\'t want to be serious but I want a guy who is. I\'ll blow them in a car and on camera, and I\'ll soak myself in their jizz. But anything beyond sex, I\'m just not interested.
I\'m a pathological liar and I\'ll treat you like shit. I can\'t help it, I\'m a dumb, slutty bitch. I\'ll say I love you, but I\'m really only interested in friends with benefits.
That\'s why they say I\'m dumb DeFore, and I\'m nothing but a dirty whore.
- Jaimed488