I share a wall with the devil
Her aura’s heavy and dark
She shoots venom at everyone
And has the loudest bark
Known by all, but not by her name
Called instead, the one who’s insane
She has a generous paunch
Which she leaves on full display
Along with two saggy flapjacks,
where her breasts should lay
Like a Chupacabra, she sleeps until midday
Knocked out by a cocktail of wine and Klonopin
Nothing could wake this monster anyway
As the afternoon sun calls overhead
She opens her eyes in a haze
It’s time to begin her reign of terror
And she will set this shit ablaze
Aggravated by the tourists down at “her beach”
She gets herself riled up as she tells them to get off “her street”
Go back to east county, you fatty
(these are actual words she’s said)
Hurling vitriol like that
it’s amazing she’s not dead
She retreats to the apartment complex
Satisfied with her snark and hate,
Hoping that one of us will take her next bait
As she busies herself in the garden
She feigns a nurturing hand
But there’s nothing loving about this woman
It’s obvious she is damned.