In a supermarket car park a friend of mine
couldn’t recall where he’d parked his car.
He kept on lamenting: ‘It can’t be far’,
forgetting he’d done all his shopping on line.
It seems to me
that that you cannot deny
there are far more planes down in the sea
than submarines in the sky
She was 55 thousand years of age
and with nothing in common we couldn’t engage
It was all my fault so I can’t complain
and I’ll not go carbon dating again.
If you remember the Ying Tong song
you must be old and you haven’t got long
before its time for you to go
so get prepared and iddle your fo.