Somebody recently told me
That Humpty Dumpty was a Cannon?
A Cannon?
what a bloody disappointment
I always thought he was an egg on the edge
pissed all day
with a bottle of London gin in his hand
sitting on a castle wall
crying because he’ll never be King
and why would he ever want to be?
I think he’d look even more ridiculous
with ten-inch-wide screen ears?
well…
why else would he have fallen off the wall?
unless... he was pushed?
I’m lost for words to be honest
the whole revelation has just
well…
blown me away.