We’re going on a witch hunt,
We’re going to catch a right one,
We’re so fair,
Oh what a dutiful day!
Oh look! It’s a magnificent band wagon,
Can’t avoid it,
Can’t say no to it,
Can’t get rid of it,
Got to go ride it!
We’re going on a witch hunt,
We’re going to catch a right one,
We’re so fair,
Oh what a dutiful day!
Oh look! It’s some big, bright text!
Can’t ignore it,
Can’t get rid of it,
Can’t get over it,
Got to get through it!
We’re going on a witch hunt,
We’re going to catch a right one,
We’re so fair,
Oh what a dutiful day!
Oh look! It’s a technicoloured newsflash,
Can’t not watch it,
Can’t not agree with it,
Can’t deny it,
Got to go along with it!
We’re going on a witch hunt,
We’re going to catch a right one,
We’re so fair,
Oh what a dutiful day!
Oh look! It’s a blubbering, sorry star,
They can’t hide it,
They can’t fight it,
They can’t refute it,
They’ve got to admit it!
Uh oh! It’s so wrong in here,
I feel something,
It has lots of faults,
It has unresearched words,
It’s a mistaken merry mob!
Quick, hurry back to reason,
Back though the wood of biased media,
Back through the citied hate of man,
Run in the house, lock the door and dream!
Phew! That was close!
But I’m still so afraid!