Two ladies met in a bar
They sat there drinking their wine,
One said to the other
“You have had you hair done?
It looks so cute”
“Yes” the other one said
“Do you think so, I wasn’t sure”
“It is perfect, I’d like my hair to look like yours”
“Are you serious, yours is adorable
And always looks good in the way it is cut,
I was going to get mine cut like yours
But it would not suit my long neck”
“I love you long neck,
It’s better than my wide shoulders”
“I would love to have your shoulders
Everything drapes so well from them”
Two men met in a bar
Sat their drinking their beer,
One said “Haircut?”
The other one said “Yeah.”