AuburnScribbler

I’ve Got My Lanyard (A Song) to the rhythm of You Should be Dancing by The Bee Gees

Alarm goes off at seven,

I don’t even yawn,

My power makes me happy,

And it keeps me warm,

What you doing on the hook, on the door? Eh?

What you doing on the hook, on the door? Eh!

I’ve got my lanyard, yeah,

Lanyard, yeah!

Can’t wait for office people,

For they are my world,

I shout out my orders,

See my wisdom twirl,

What you doing on the hook, on the door? Eh?

What you doing on the hook, on the door? Eh!

I’ve got my lanyard, yeah,

Lanyard, yeah!

What you doing on the hook, on the door? Eh?

What you doing on the hook, on the door? Eh!

I’ve got my lanyard, yeah,

Lanyard, yeah!

Though my shift is over,

My authority stays,

The system gives me control,

As everybody pays,

What you doing on the hook, on the door? Eh?

What you doing on the hook, on the door? Eh!

I’ve got my lanyard, yeah,

Lanyard, yeah!

What you doing on the hook, on the door? Eh?

What you doing on the hook, on the door? Eh!

I’ve got my lanyard, yeah,

Lanyard, yeah!

I’ve got my lanyard, yeah,

I’ve got my lanyard, yeah,

I’ve got my lanyard, yeah,

I’ve got my lanyard, yeah,

I’ve got my lanyard, yeah,

I’ve got my lanyard, yeah,

I’ve got my lanyard, yeah,

I’ve got my lanyard, yeah,

I’ve got my lanyard, yeah,

I’ve got my lanyard, yeah,

I’ve got my lanyard, yeah!