You only laugh when I occasionally belch
You politely ignore my sweaty feet going squelch
You giggle discreetly when I sometimes fart
You\'ve yet to see me when I eat a tart!
I don\'t yet scratch my nuts at dinner
And itching my arse is always a winner
You hug me when I haven\'t shaved
And squeezing my zits is really brave.
You listen to rhymes about my poo
And a snotty nose is nothing to you
So now you know my armpits spell
And there\'s mould between my toes as well
But this is why I love to share
All those bits of pubic hair
I love you because you make me laugh
And yes I\'ll have my monthly bath.