Well, it not really \'and I\'
It\'s her, isn\'t it?
And her 5 million appearances
On TV. in newspapers, etc each year.
She got let off jail again for some reason
Probably said \'Do you know who I am?\'
And they replied \'Nope, not at all!\'
I\'ll tell ya this, though it\'s a bit swoony for me
She says she\'s gonna be buried, not cremated
But why?
Cos she says her breast implants could explode
If she is cremated (swoon!)
And that she would look awful then
Unbelievable - still fussing about her appearance
Though she will be dead!
I will visit her in Chapel of Rest
And say \'You\'re looking good today, KP
Best I\'ve ever seen ya!\' heehee
Then - oh lol - saying her phone recognition system
Does not recognise her now
As she\'s had too much botox
Her face swollen like the old trout she is!
She says she feels good for age 45
Come off it KP. I thought you were at least 145
Well, you look bad for your age
Now a thing about some worrying how
They can pack all their make-up in to suitcases for holidays
KP knows that problem too
She takes 100 kg every time (if she could!)
I\'ll keep her in line
Take her down a peg or three
Though it\'s increasingly difficult, I \'ll tell ya
To recognise her as each day goes on! lol
\'Old Trouts Rule OK!\' she says.