Since I’ve come to terms with my queerness
I’ve started noticed things about you
That makes me think that you’re queer in some respect
But then there’s other things you say or do
That make me think you’re straight
A lot of your existence seems to scream “gay”
Like your involvement with musical theatre
And your ability to put together outfits that suit you really well
But then there\'s your religion
That mostly frowns upon queer people and queerness in general
And the fact you call people “bro” and “legend” and “king”
If only there was a definitive way for me to know
If you’re gay or straight, or somewhere in between
Because if I were to find out that you are gay
I would probably try to ask you out
Or at least get to know you better
But if that definitive way
Told me that you’re straight
I would continue to suffer in silence
And you would never know