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Lessons of the Day

Lessons of the Day

 

If the cards are dealt

and you hold a pair of Treys

while the other guy is holding Aces full

you can’t ask the dealer 

to slip you two more Threes

without getting shot.

 

If you and your friends get together

and steal the mailman’s bag, because you think

your mail might be in there, doesn’t exonerate any of you.

 

If you yell, “You son of a bitch.”

as you shoot a man in the heart

and then claim it’s freedom of speech

they\'ll hang you anyways.

 

If a rancher tells the cowboys

to drive 1000 head of cattle 

through the church on Sunday

he will definitely burn in Hell.

 

If your wife tells you a secret

and you whisper it 

to fifteen people at the party

you will have to pay the price.

 

If you borrow a four iron 

from the biggest guy at the club

then refuse to return it

and hide it when he comes to collect

 it will give you a new handicap.