Lessons of the Day
If the cards are dealt
and you hold a pair of Treys
while the other guy is holding Aces full
you can’t ask the dealer
to slip you two more Threes
without getting shot.
If you and your friends get together
and steal the mailman’s bag, because you think
your mail might be in there, doesn’t exonerate any of you.
If you yell, “You son of a bitch.”
as you shoot a man in the heart
and then claim it’s freedom of speech
they\'ll hang you anyways.
If a rancher tells the cowboys
to drive 1000 head of cattle
through the church on Sunday
he will definitely burn in Hell.
If your wife tells you a secret
and you whisper it
to fifteen people at the party
you will have to pay the price.
If you borrow a four iron
from the biggest guy at the club
then refuse to return it
and hide it when he comes to collect
it will give you a new handicap.