Well there I was,
And evening of multicultural pleasure,
Sitting at our table in the ballroom
Amongst many English people,
With a Welsh singer on stage,
A Welsh lady, my lover, at my side.
He sang Tom Jones
As though Tom Jones was there.
And there on the table was my first drink,
A pint of Irish Guiness
Supped down with delight.
A wonderful evening was being enjoyed
And of course there was one thing,
One thing to end it with,
It had to be a Scottish whisky.
But no ordinary Scotch,
It had to be Laphroaig
Sipped gently with love,
With love and admiration
For such a wonderful drink.
So there it was,
My multicultural evening
Of English, Welsh, Irish and Scots,
A beautiful evening to remember.