THYME FOR SOME SHORTIES
Time for thyme I must conclude
It’s super good for flavouring food.
I bringed, I brung, I brought
I drews, I drawn I draw
I knows I knowed you know
I sawed, I seen, I saw.’
I skiddles, I skiddled, I skid
I bidded, I bade , I bid
I dressled, I drest, I dressed
I done it yes I did.
I bought a jack-in-the-box, I saw it advertised
The darn thing didn’t work , why am I not surprised.
I decided I’d donate my body to science
so off I went for professional guidance.
The practitioner said he admired my courage
then haughtily added ‘you’ll have to pay postage’.