To improve my diet, I cooked some greens.
Bok chow in the wok, it tasted unreal.
But I got a piece caught in my throat.
Home alone, it wasn\'t a joke.
I couldn\'t breathe in, couldn\'t hack it out.
If anyone was around, I couldn\'t even shout.
I thought to myself, what a strange way to go!
Down on my knees, fingers down my throat.
Finally, hooked the culprit.
I needed a beer, and a smoke.
So meat and bread, that with do me.
And for my health,
I say, fuck the greens.