Ohh, but why
Must trouts always be \'old\'?
There\'s only one that\'s old
In that description
You all knows her
For example, she writes poems too
They\'re all titled \'Me, me, me\'
And she wrote a book of the same name
A thousand pages long it is
I thought it was a book about fishing
She called it \'Adventures of a Trout\'!
Doh! When will I not see her?
Not that I see her much in person anyway
But in newspapers
Articles about botox clinics, etc
She\'s first in the queue for every new treatment
Or on telly - there she is!
And she\'s in \'Loose Women\' every day, of course
You knows the stories I mentioned recently -
She\'s gonna be buried, not cremated
Or else her breast implants will blow up (swoon!)
And her phone don\'t recognise her now
Cos of too much botox! heehee.
It would seem like fantasy
Except these two things are true
I made up the one about her taking 100 kilos of make up
On the plane for her holidays -
Though that might be true too!
I would set Fido on her
But if he bites her
He would get a mouthful of botox
Ohh, she deserves all of it
Every put-down I give her. heehee
Fido says to me
\'Don\'t ya just love being married to KP really?\' lol.