…..Nick Nipples loved ripple, it showed in his dimples as he acted simple, he claimed it helped with his pimples; but it was that Jack Daniels that got him into scraps, it was almost taps in a tangle, got strangled and almost mangled; then he started drinking Henny with Gwinny, and they had many, together they drove through the wall of a Denny’s; came out of jail sober, hopped in the Rover, realized it was colder, drove pass a bar, convinced himself he was there to warm up, now he’s in court telling a judge that’s why he showed up, the judge said hold up, you expect these courts to fold up, so you can continue to drink up, you better wake up. But he was use to having fun, that’s how he came up; straight momma’s boy kept it coy, a ploy so he could drink with his boys, and get drunk as a skunk while they played tonk, drinking that bottom shelve junk. A session that was abruptly halted, another drunk bolted, cause he drove through the wall of their alcoholic function.