Eh?? A sample of some mad mysteries for ya
Or \'Events in the nutty interludes of Orchi\'
Now why is it?
That every time we\'re waiting for \'tomorrow\'
That it never comes?
When it gets here, it\'s \'today\'. Doh!
Can\'t fathom it out meself
And these old-fangled Latin phrases
Do ya know
I took so long finding out
What \'Carpe Diem\' meant
That by the time I found out
There was no day left to seize
Night-time had fallen!
Here\'s a puzzle too...
If a Fire Door has a notice on it
\'Keep this door closed at all times\'
How we gonna get out if there\'s a fire?
Can\'t open the door
Have to jump out the window or summat!
And - You seen Bill Stickers?
Or his mate Bill Posters?
They\'re gonna be prosecuted
Aww - why? what they done?!
We gotta know these things, and similar things
Matters of major importance
A final one for now is (a true one!)
Why that guy walking backwards in the street
With his two bags of shopping?
I knows why (this bit may not be true!)
He\'s practising for:
\'The Annual Walking Backwards With Shopping Race\'!
What else could it be?!
Heehee.
Woof! From Fido and I
He helped me write this, ya know.!