When a wiz a lad a got intae trouble,
Kicking aboot wi the wrang kind o people.
Getting involved wi the drink n the drugs,
Smashed oot ma nut wi the local thugs.
No given a fuck what ma parents wid say,
A always knew better at the end o the day.
Always involved in a wee bit o crime,
Never thinking it may lead to jail time.
Up in the dock wi charges tae stick,
That’s when a realised a had been a wee prick.
Time for a change it had tae be,
The next time I’m up it’s a custodial fir me.
A kick up the arse and a fine a received,
Escaping the jail a wiz fucking relieved.
A shit load tae dae to change ma auld ways,
Praying tae fuck it wiz just a wee phase.
When a wiz a lad a thought a knew better,
Until a grew up and realised a wiz just a wee belter.