Once there was an idiot called Sam
And he had a 100 notes in his hand,
So he decided to buy a phone, fridge and a fan!
But when he saw for sale a can,
He turned around and out he ran.
The owner was confused as what he saw,
Was that even though the stupid Sam,
Had a 100 dollars in hand,
But ran away from a can,
Which said it had a 100 grams!