Teddy.15

Doggy Style

 

What is poetry?

 

it’s when I’m inspired to reflect

 

on things I see around me

 

observation of sorts

 

for example,

 

Why does this beautiful lady

 

 sitting next to me on the bus have a Prada bag?

 

 

if she has a Prada bag doesn’t she own a car?

 

is her Porsche in the garage, broken down?

 

maybe she has no car?

 

those posh bags cost a fortune

 

maybe she had to choose between the two?

 

 

then I start questioning…

 

why don’t I have a posh bag?  

 

Well, poets don’t need luxuries?

  

 

It doesn’t matter what your bag is called right?

 

 

so just when I\'m answering my own questions 

 

the ugliest little dog pokes his head out

 

from under the loose sparkly zip

 

it’s a Chihuahua

 

my mind is now in overdrive…

 

why on earth  would any woman spend that much money on a handbag?

 

only to have it filled up with dog shit?