I was gonna comment on that book/film
\'Of Mice and Men\'
But pork pies got in the way!
So I\'ve subtitled it:
\'Pork . pork, and more pork!\'
A hunger, a craze, a longing
Must have pork pies now!
At least 10 of \'em.
I dunno anything about the book/film though
Never read the book, or seen the film
Fido wants pork pies too
He will join me for lunch
He says don\'t read any hot poems during lunch
Or you will only swoon!
And - do mice eat pork pies?
I\'m rambling on
Why? Where ya going? Where ya walking?
Nope, not that rambling
I mean waffling on
Spouting out things of no importance at all
Talking rubbish - or garbage, if ya prefer!
Aww, Fido consoles me
When they say \'No change there then!\' heehee.
I\'m still trying to get out of this Fire Door
But it\'s gotta be kept closed at all times
So says the notice on the door
What? Even if there\'s a fire?! Doh!
This poem will appear in the genre \'Rubbish!\' lol.