Hello
My name is Kate
And sadly, I procrastinate
It\'s not a choice
It\'s just my fate
It is a most annoying trait
Whenever I have made a date
With anyone...perhaps a mate
Minutes will turn into hours
Seedlings will grow into flowers
Ever since I\'ve been alive
I\'ve been tardy to arrive
If I say, \"Please pass my plate.\"
They tell me they\'ve already ate
It is a state
I\'ve grown to hate
But I cannot increase my rate
If you are parcel post, I\'m freight
Forgive me if I hesitate
I wish I could participate
These circumstances mitigate
I\'m sorry to have made you wait
Time is hard to understand
It stretches like a rubber band
And though I try, it passes by
And leaves me here to wonder why
So when my weary life is done
And I have finished all my fun
St Pete will meet me at the gate
And he will ask, \"Why are you late?\"