So says Fido to me
And also I say it to myself
In a \'note to self\'
I wish I would shut up sometimes
But I can\'t seem to stay shut up
I\'ll waffle on
Say 20 words will 5 will do
Gotta save on breath
Talking too many words!
A bit like when I held my breath once
For 24 hours
I did it - but didn\'t feel well after it! (Eh?)
We gotta be \'quick to listen;
Slow to speak; slow to be angry\'
But if you\'ve writer\'s block
Just write some old rubbish
In the \'That\'ll do\' or \'Garbage\' categories
Aww, why they say to me
\'That\'s what you already do in your daft interludes -
So no change there then!\'
And why some of you not got \'u\' on your keyboard?
With humor and color and other stuff!
I must know these things
Of major importance
Time for walkies, Fido!
\'Mark them poems 18+
Where they\'re supposed to be\' he says
\'Or I will bark fiercely at ya
And my Master will swoon!\'