September 2021 he arrived,
Our New Minister at Church.
Lovely man,
Just what the Church needed
After the last two Ministers,
Ten years we suffered them
But the new one came,
So friendly,
So caring.
We met,
We spoke,
He heard my views,
My views on organised religion
And completely understood.
He was liked by all,
By all in the Church.
But then it happened,
Three months later
He was suspended,
No reason given,
Nobody told us why,
He was ‘Under investigation’!
That was now nearly two years ago
And still we have heard nothing,
Our Church is still without,
Without a permanent Minister!
No wonder Methodists refrain from alcohol,
They know not how,
How to organise a piss-up,
How to organise a piss-up in a brewery.