Around the golf course I went,
Played a reasonable game
So went into the clubhouse
And had a pint with friends.
The ‘phone went,
I picked it up
And said hello,
“Hello dear” the voice said,
“It’s your wife, and I have something to tell you”
“OK go on” I said,
“Well I have seen this Porsche,
And I want to buy it,
It is a fabulous car.
Can I buy it please?”
“Yes, go ahead” I replied,
“Thank you” she said
And then she hung up.
I waved the ‘phone in the air
And shouted,
“WHOSE ‘PHONE IS THIS?”