She was a lady of great age,
Never smiled,
Always went her own way,
And did her own thing.
Not a pleasant woman,
But once she tried to be a Nun,
That failed as the music inside her
Was not welcomed in the nunnery.
Nearing the end of her life,
The man asked the Mother Superior
To pray for the lady’s soul,
The Nun said “Yes, we can do that,
But you need to fill in a form!”