Moans and groans getting out of bed
Several trips to the bathroom in the night
insomnia
Forgetfulness
Amnesia
Memory lapses
Too cold
Too hot
Gut problems
Hearing problems
Vision problems
Mobility problems
Balance problems
Peeing in the day problems
To say nothing of the chocolate factory
That’s disgusting!!
Getting old is for the birds!
I’m not getting old
Just not
Never