You got the time there?
Is it a quarter past Spring
Half past Summer
Or a quarter to Winter?
I dunno what day it is
What week, year, or century even!
That\'ll teach me to post
Easter theme poems in November
Now ya knows I can\'t post Ch....... poems
Or say the word until December
Or Goldfinch will shoot me!
The only word I hear
A million times a day
Well, two words actually - from KP
Is \'More botox!\'
I got no money, ya know
She\'s spent it all on looking trout-like
She don\'t care about Ch.....
Or any other season of the year
All she does is spend it
On \'me, me, me!
I pays her compliments
Dunno what the fuss is
Each morning I tells her
\'You\'re looking lovely and more trout-like each day, my dear!\'
And Fido agrees
He helped me write this poem. lol