LIPS DENY TRUTH
So two buddies are hiking and one gets bit by a snake on the tip of his penis as he had on loose cargo shorts. The other decides he should run back to town and find out what to do. A doctor informs to cut a tiny X where the bite is and then suck out the poison. He runs back to his suffering buddy who immediately asks what the doctor said. His friend says solemnly “bad news dude, the doctor said you’re gonna die.”