Whatever you do, you mustn\'t cry
It\'s a failure as a man to even ask why
Chin up and face life with a grin
Take everything thrown at you securely on the chin
Play football and learn martial arts
Drink pints on a weekend and get good at darts
Insecurity was invented for women and puffs
And politics are for university chuffs
If you want to succeed and earn lots of money
Play your cards close to your chest and keep being funny
If you have to feel then do it in your own time
Dumping this on your friends is a crime
There is no need at all for a personality it\'s true
It\'s ok to leave every interaction praying they like you
Ok so to recap
I suck it up
Yes
Cards close to the chest
Yes
Never cry
Yes
If I feel bad I just lie?
Yes!
So every day is just a good day?
Yes, I went through this so you suffer my way.
This is just how it\'s been done since time began
You like Piers Morgan not fucking Rodin
Just keep going according to plan
A few simple steps and you too can be a man