Yippee ki-yay, motherfucker!
Welcome to Nakatomi Plaza.
Nobody can leave,
Hans Gruber has hostage plans up his sleeve.
Enter in John McClane,
He\'s an absolute pain.
Roaming around in a white vest,
Creating a bloody mess,
On the eve of Christmas.
Now I have a machine gun,
Ho-Ho-Ho,
Taking care of criminals for fun,
Then the roof will blow,
John swings from a fire hose,
Grabbed the pistol taped to his back,
Before Gruber finally falls.