Ohh, It\'s no use
Asking Fido and I to understand anything cryptic
In poems or prose
But waffle on pleasantly as you will
In your own style
I dunno what most cryptic poems are on about
Being uncultured, unknowing, unpoetic at times! heehee.
I get caught out
The poet replies - Nooooo, I didn\'t mean THAT at all!
Yet we can all have our own interpretations
What does a poem speak to us about?
But, wait, Fido will probably know the meanings
He knows 99% of everything there is to know
Explain to me, Fido
Of these cryptic lines
Help my three brain cells to understand
Seeing as you have three trillion of them!
Some may as well be algebra
For all I can understand of them
Now look, who uses algebra now?
2x + 3y - BBC and ITV...
Summat like that anyway!
Oh, I\'ll read \'em, them poems
You\'ll likely get the comment from me:
\'Good write\', or \'fine write\'
But that\'s all! Doh!