I love you, but I wish you were more responsible,
I love you, but I wish you’d clean up more,
I love you, but I wish you’d cook dinner once in a while,
I love you, but I wish you’d help out sometimes,
I love you, but I wish you behaved more grown up,
I love you, but I wish you were more like your siblings,
I love you, but I wish you weren’t like your father,
I love you, but why can’t you be better.
I love you, because you are responsible,
I love you, because you obsessively clean,
I love you, because you make delicious food,
I love you, because you help out so much,
I love you, because of how mature you are,
I love you, because of your accomplishments,
I love you, because you can’t fail,
I love you, because of how good you are.
I love you…
But I hate myself…