Smoked or unsmoked? That is the question!
Which one is the nobler? Do you have a suggestion?
Each one distinct and unique in its flavour
So tell me, please tell me! Which one do you favour?
The smell of the smoked one, you just can’t compare
To the sniff of the unsmoked that just lingers there
Its smoked salty sweetness, a joy on the tongue
Smoked is the best one, I’m sure I’m not wrong!
But then when the unsmoked is served on crisp toast
I think maybe this one’s the one I like most
A sliver of sauce, must be brown and not red
Perhaps I like unsmoked much better instead
I can’t make my mind up, I’m dazed and confused
When shopping, I gaze at them both, just bemused
I just can’t commit, not pledge one my troth
And so in my basket, you’ll find I have both!