Come on down, we\'ll all sleep walk
towards the sound of the best deal in town.
Do I hear five U.S. dollars for one gallon
of clean fresh water? Do I hear five, I\'ve got
four, will someone give me five, who will give me
five dollars for every gallon I\'ve got here today, and I don\'t have
a lot, sorry to say, but this here is the best, grade A, guaranteed
to meet all your basic needs, this stuff is the best stuff,
too good for washing up with, bathe your throat with it, make your soups,
I have four, will anyone give me more, what\'s that, I\'ll take that,
I\'ve got four fifty from this man in front, four and a half per gallon,
remember, I\'ve only got so much, I\'ve got four and a half per gallon,
will anyone go five, five dollars per gallon, I got four fifty,
anyone, anyone at all, alright then, four fifty once, four fifty twice,
sold to this fella over here, yeah, I\'ve got you, for four fifty a gallon,
you can see the clerk right over there, and I\'ll see the rest of you
the next time we get any sizable quantities of fresh water in stock
hopefully you all survive until then, and the price
won\'t send you into shock. I wish you all, be the well.