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If

If I can\'t kick back in the afternoon 

To right a riddle, 

Or sing a tune;

 

What\'s it all about?

 

If I have to rush around like a blue arse fly 

To make me fortune before I die, 

 

What a miserable sod am I. 

 

If I couldn\'t sit here and commune with my heart 

Where the hell would I start. 

 

Don\'t get me wrong, 

I could follow those,

But to me it all seems on the nose.

 

And by the way-

I love it here. 

 

Kicking back with a smoke and a beer. 

 

Know that I have a sure guide 

While others think

I am on the slide.