I had a dog, Darth was his name
best junkyard dog ya ever done seen
He wore a mask but he had no shame
and though he looked it, he wasn\'t mean
He chewed the frame off my door,
jumped my six foot fence
With one eye open, he\'d snore
and made my neighbors tense
He\'d never scare a child,
but adults weren\'t on that list
Running at them like a missile gone wild
he acted like he was pissed
His hackles raised, his lips curled
He\'d bare his teeth and growl
Get\'n down low, around them he\'d swirl,
locking eyes, as he did prowl
Then a sudden lunge, going for the throat
mouth open, saliva flying through space
Ten feet or more he did float
before licking \'em on the face
Miss that dog