It’s a new year
And supposedly
A new me
“In with the new
Out with the old”
God how many times
has that stupid phrase been told?
A year has gone by
So what’s this year\'s resolution
I’m supposed to try
Should I start to work out
Or learn to cook
Things like sauerkraut
Oh look
Fireworks are going off
“We’re ending the year with a bang”
I try not to scoff
Of course, you’d say that with your brand-new Mustang
I hold back an annoyed leer
As somebody says with a cheer
“We made it through another year!”
Now people are gonna make resolutions
She’s gonna start a new career
And he’s gonna start looking for better solutions
Get a new TV with high-resolution
We made it through the holidays
And they felt like average days
Boy do I feel drained
On Christmas day it literally rained
Is it just me
Or has the holiday season
Been a bit of a bust.
I can’t find a reason.
The decorations are collecting dust
And some of the ornaments have rust
Still, this holiday doesn’t seem right
I’m not saying this out of spite
Still, Christmas feels like It came and went
Without even saying hello
Maybe it’s just cause I\'ve been feeling low.
Don’t take me wrong
I still enjoy a good Christmas song
But, Christmas didn’t feel
Like Christmas this year
I’m being honest
So surely you get the gist
Other than the presents in the morning
And it was kinda boring
I’d rather still be snoring
It felt like just another day to deal
This year Christmas just didn’t feel real
I’ve lost all of my holiday zeal
The holidays came and went
Now I can\'t help but feel spent
Cause of a stupid little argument
The New Years passed me by
Fireworks were going off like the 4th of July
During New Years Eve
And all i wanna do is leave
I need a little bit of reprieve
Holidays are supposed to be fun
But if I’m being honest I think I’m done
My mind’s still stuck in 2021