Now look, woof! says Fido
I can tell this is not gonna be
A hymn-poem from olde nor newer days
But an episode - No. 5763 I think it is
Of \'Life with KP\'
Now, c\'mon KP, I say to her
Your latest gimmick just to get publicity
We couldn\'t make it up
But you say a ghost tickled your feet at bedtime
Well, it certainly wasn\'t me
I would only swoon!
You know it was Fido brushing past you
Tickling you with his tail
What you doing with your feet
Out the end of the bed at this time of year?
Then again, it could have been me
With a white sheet over me head
And two holes cut out for eyes
I\'ll scare ya off
Go \'Whooo!!\' and things like that
Fido will go \'Whoo-woof\' too
Much more of this madness
And they\'ll take me away
The men in white coats
KP will probably think they are ghosts too
Or anyone that wears white
Will they tickle her feet too?! heehee.