My wife likes sub titles
They seem to help her snore.
So I tried online chess
To help me when I\'m bored.
Went for the easy!
Played a character named Bill-
Flogged me each time!
No setting for dills.
I learnt from my blunders and stopped making mistakes.
Now I was putting the pressure on keeping him in his place.
But I still couldn\'t win?
The game was a disgrace.
I would be one move from checkmate,
And my queen would move to the wrong space?
In from a distance Bill\'s bishop would glide,
And take out my queen!
What a hide.
I couldn\'t complain
Had no recourse.
Seemed to me the game was rigged?
Not my fat fingers or anything.
I wanted to beat him so we went at it hard..
Wasn\'t much left standing a total blood bath.
In the heat of the battle bill didn\'t take two of my pawns-
Both dashed for the line
Two queens are mine!
Took out his last rook,
He was out of his place.
Then took all his pawns
At a leisurely pace.
Two queens and a knight
Against his king
A hopeless situation for their boy Bill.
But Billy the trickster pulls this out of his date..
\"No moves left.\"
Stalemate!
If I can\'t win I don\'t have a hiss
But this online fraudster was taking the piss.
But now I find I can reverse the play,
Doesn\'t seem fair to rewind a game?
But bill\'s a cheat so I am one too.
Now I reverse all my wrong moves.
Working out strategies Bill makes the same mistakes..
I\'m beating him more often it sure feels great.